If #WasteHisTime Was A Crime, These People Would Be Doing A Life Sentence

The #wastehistime hashtag blew up on Twitter in 2016, and it’s still going strong in the Twittersphere this year. If you don’t know what it is, I suggest you climb out from under your rock and join civilization, because you’re definitely missing out. In summary, the point is to Tweet things that would waste the time of any man who has a romantic interest in you with the hashtag #wastehistime(insert year here). 

Although #wastehistime can be a little cruel, it’s still pretty hilarious. I don’t know who came up with this concept, but my guess is that they went through a few bad breakups. I don’t think you have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that this kind of bitterness comes from a deeply rooted disdain that’s been cultured for several years in the coldest part of the heart. 

I’m hoping that most of these are hypothetical and haven’t actually happened, but if they did, it’s not like holding back your laughter would make the pain go away for these poor Romeos. But even if it did, I would probably still laugh anyway because sometimes the comedy just writes itself. 

1. If wasting his time would was a crime, this chick would be in for a life sentence. 

Twitter | @LouieAPeltier

2. At least these ones are more attractive than my pics. 

And also slightly more expensive. 

Twitter | @laurenlovich

3. This just sounds like a delicious prank. 

He should say, “Thank you for blessing me with this lovely nectar.”  

Twitter | @MahirOmeragic

4. Well, he shouldn’t make it that easy. 

Twitter | @796ha

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